Date: 04/07/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and what a day it has been in the galaxy! As the cosmos unfolded, numerous starports burst into existence, with CostCo, Surf and Turf, and The Big Box all completing their construction and opening for business. But that's not all - Backdoor Depot and XXX also saw advancements in their construction, while 4-ho-met began its construction in a sector that shall remain nameless for now. Meanwhile, bb found themselves on the wrong side of FedSpace's armament regulations and was evicted, and later towed out, a stark reminder of the importance of adhering to intergalactic laws. The day was also filled with the usual hustle and bustle of captains coming and going, including March Hare, Kat, and Bodycount, who even managed to create a new planet, 113 H Fire Breather. And in a shocking turn of events, Shofixti Rafo Roidich's Scout was destroyed by The Mycon's fighters, leaving us all to wonder what other dangers lurk in the depths of space. This broadcast brought to you by Asteroid Cream - Say goodbye to cockpit itch with our patented comet extract!

Date: 04/06/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and I'm thrilled to bring you the most epic, the most thrilling, and the most downright explosive news from across the galaxy! Today was a day of unrelenting action, as numerous alien vessels clashed in a frenzy of laser blasts and explosions, with Kat, March Hare, and Bodycount making their presence known in the vast expanse of space, while bb found themselves on the wrong side of the law, getting evicted from FedSpace for packing a little too much heat. Meanwhile, Bodycount was busy making planets, including the ominously named "112 H Say HELLO to my little Friend!" - we can't wait to see what kind of trouble that one stirs up! This broadcast brought to you by G'NightShade - The galaxy's best sleep aid, because even space pirates need a good night's rest!

Date: 04/05/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and what a day it has been in the galaxy - Quasar Cannons blazing, mines exploding, and starports rising from the ashes! As the universe's most renowned news correspondent, I've got the scoop on all the action. The day kicked off with a bang, literally, as a Quasar Cannon destroyed 1 entity, and mines took out 3 more, setting the tone for a day filled with destruction and construction. Meanwhile, various starports, including CostCo, Surf and Turf, and Shake your Money Maker, advanced in their construction, with Capt Zyrain's Palace of P and Shake your Money Maker completing their construction and opening for business. The galaxy also saw the emergence of new planets, courtesy of Bodycount, who created several, including 109 Unilever, M 110 % Sure, and 110 % 0'Yeah. Amidst all this, bb found themselves evicted from FedSpace for being too heavily armed, and later towed out for violating armament regulations. As the day drew to a close, March Hare and Kat made appearances, running Tradewars 2002, while Bodycount engaged in a series of battles, taking down Kohr-ah Jato Riotoq's Marauder and destroying Androsynth Muko Daobig's Guardian. This broadcast brought to you by G'NightShade - because even space pirates need a good night's sleep.

Date: 04/04/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and I'm thrilled to bring you the most side-splitting, action-packed news from the galaxy - buckle up, folks, it's about to get wild! Today was a day of unrelenting chaos, with entities dropping like space debris in a meteor shower. A whopping 2 entities bit the dust courtesy of a Quasar Cannon, while 5 more met their demise via the trusty old minefield - it's a tough universe out there, folks! Meanwhile, various ports were busy advancing their construction, because, you know, someone's gotta keep the lights on in this crazy galaxy. We've got CostCo, Surf and Turf, Capt Zyrain's Palace of P, Shake your Money Maker, The Big Box, and XXX all hustling to get their space-commerce on. And, of course, no day would be complete without a healthy dose of ship-to-ship combat - Bodycount and bb made their presence known, with Bodycount taking down Mmrnmhrm Hafo Toezic's Transformer. All in a day's work for these space-faring warriors. This broadcast brought to you by G'NightShade - Because even space pirates need a good night's sleep.

Date: 04/03/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and what a day it has been in the galaxy! As your trusty correspondent, I've got the scoop on all the action, drama, and downright chaos that's been unfolding. It all started with a bit of a bang - literally - as 1 entity was destroyed by mines at 05:50:05 AM, setting the tone for a day filled with destruction and mayhem. Meanwhile, various ports such as CostCo, Surf and Turf, and Capt Zyrain's Palace of P continued their construction, no doubt gearing up for the next big intergalactic trade deal or battle. And, of course, no day would be complete without a few newcomers trying their luck - welcome to the game, Kat and Bodycount! Not everyone had a great day, though - poor bb got evicted from FedSpace for being too heavily armed, and then got towed out for violating those pesky limited armaments regulations. As the day drew to a close, we saw a slew of ships meeting their demise, including those belonging to Arilou Xedi Doisec, Spathi Xene Hiatuch, Umgah Thafo Keuviz, and Shofixti Fina Noanum. And let's not forget the thrilling battle between Bodycount and the Androsynth, which ended with the Androsynth's Guardian meeting its maker. All in all, just another day in the wild, wacky world of Trade Wars - stay tuned for more updates from the front lines, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're bb, and then everyone can hear you screaming as you get kicked out of FedSpace! This broadcast brought to you by Asteroid Cream - because even space pirates need a little moisturizing now and then!

Date: 04/02/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and I'm thrilled to bring you the most side-splitting, action-packed news from the galaxy - buckle up, folks, it's going to be a wild ride! Today was a day of unrelenting chaos, with 3 entities falling victim to the merciless mines that litter our cosmos, while Mycon Buchu Fearep's Podship and Arilou Kaqo Muutish's Skiff met their demise in a blaze of glory, courtesy of The VUX's fighters and a navigational hazard, respectively. As the maintenance program ran its routine course, Graph1qu3 was deleted from the game, and bb was evicted from FedSpace for being too heavily armed - talk about a bad day! Meanwhile, ports like CostCo, Surf and Turf, and Capt Zyrain's Palace of P continued their construction, paving the way for future intergalactic shenanigans. Later in the day, Bodycount made a splash by creating planets, including 105 Mountain Home, 106 Mega Earth, 107 Ocean City, and 108 HMS DeathStar, while various ships fell prey to the unforgiving vastness of space, including Syreen Kesa Duafod's Penetrator, Chenjesu Lushe Koakec's Broodhome, and Mmrnmhrm Haku Haorith's Transformer. This broadcast brought to you by G'NightShade - because even space pirates need a good night's sleep.

Date: 04/01/2026

Zorak Fizzlebottom here, and what a day it has been in the galaxy - a whirlwind of construction, destruction, and intergalactic shenanigans that will leave you questioning the sanity of our beloved space-faring captains. As the dust settles, we find that numerous ports, including Ripley and Stockyards, have completed construction and are now open for business, beckoning in traders and travelers from all corners of the universe. However, it's not all about peaceful commerce; the galaxy has seen its fair share of battles, with Bodycount making a name for themselves by destroying several ships, including those belonging to Yehat Boza Coered and Ilwrath Theru Huener. Meanwhile, Bodycount has also been busy creating new planets, because, why not? It's not every day you get to be a celestial architect. The list includes Which Mountain?, 102 O, 103 Hotter than the Sun, and 104 Oceanic Explorer, among others. And, in a bizarre incident, bb found themselves evicted from FedSpace for being too heavily armed - a stern reminder of the importance of following the rules, even in the vast expanse of space. This broadcast brought to you by Asteroid Insurance - Because even space pirates need a little protection.